OPEN OPENESS FOR THE MASSES

[snickerdoodled]

OPEN POST!
For general shenanigans! Throw your people at my people, using existing verses, or hey, let's get crazy and come up with new ones. It'll be a party. 1, 2, 3, GO.

Comments

[fathersfootsteps]

I kind of agree with him.

[ofafeather]

I think it's because he's been shoving a bow in your hand since before you could walk.

[fathersfootsteps]

Does that bug you?

[ofafeather]

Why would it bug me?

[fathersfootsteps]

I dunno. Maybe you would have liked it if I was into guns like you, instead.

[ofafeather]

I didn't even want you to know I could use one as well as I can. If anything, it would have been the staves.

By the way, I'm going to need my gun back, kiddo.

[fathersfootsteps]

Yeah, but then I'd just be like every other normal kid whose parents aren't awesome.

Oh yeah. [he hands that back so fast]

[ofafeather]

[skdjflaj Francis did you just call her awesome? Score.]

Thanks. [She puts it away safely, then hands her phone over.]

Call Dad, tell him what a good job you did.

[fathersfootsteps]

Oh yeah. 'Hey dad, we stop a bomber! I just had to shoot mom to do it.' I'm sure that'll go over well.

[ofafeather]

You didn't actually shoot me. I'm fine, see? But we're probably going to have to take a trip to the hospital on the way home.

[fathersfootsteps]

That's not 'fine,' mom.

[ofafeather]

Yes it is. Besides, it'd be a lot worse if you hadn't taken the shot. You did good, kiddo.

[fathersfootsteps]

[twists the phone in his hands, not fully believing her] You really think so?

[ofafeather]

I wouldn't say so if I didn't.

[fathersfootsteps]

So you think I can do this for real, then?

[ofafeather]

You'll need a lot more training. It's not going to be easy.

[fathersfootsteps]

I didn't think it would. But I want to do this.

[ofafeather]

You're going to learn how to use a staff. And fight hand to hand. Better than your dad.

[This is non-negotiable, kid.]

[fathersfootsteps]

While I'm training with him, too? [MOM THAT IS CRAZY HARD he won't have time for video games or anything]

[ofafeather]

Yup.

[Welcome to the life, kiddo.]

[fathersfootsteps]

Figures.

[he should have just gone Ava's route and been stupid famous]

jdfksaj I thought I answered this. :| Internet fail.

[ofafeather]

Well, if you want to wait, that's fine, too.

/pet

[fathersfootsteps]

I don't!

[ofafeather]

Fine, then. We'll figure out a schedule once I have all of my other schedules in front of me.

[Oh, look. The cops have arrived. Bobbi's going to give them a full report, and then ask one of them for a ride to the hospital. Which she gets.]

Come on, kiddo. Let's go get this taken care of. Maybe then we'll get ice cream.

[fathersfootsteps]

[while she gives her report, he calls Clint to let him know what happened, then joins her]

Black raspberry?