OPEN OPENESS FOR THE MASSES

[snickerdoodled]

OPEN POST!
For general shenanigans! Throw your people at my people, using existing verses, or hey, let's get crazy and come up with new ones. It'll be a party. 1, 2, 3, GO.

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[fathersfootsteps]

I can try.

[ofafeather]

That's all I'm asking.

[fathersfootsteps]

[grabs his ice cream, taking a big bite] Yes, ma'am- ow ow ow ow brain freeze.

[ofafeather]

[Oh, Francis. Your mom is laughing with you, not at you.]

That reminds me. Want to see your uncle soon? I should call him.

[fathersfootsteps]

[lies]

Uncle Nick? Yeah! Why?

[ofafeather]

No, your other one. Uncle Ben. The one that's actually related to you.

But if you want to see Nick, we can make that happen, too.

[fathersfootsteps]

I could? I mean, yeah, I'd like to see him, sure. It's been a while, that's all.

[ofafeather]

yeah, I'll call him and see how he feels about a visit.

[fathersfootsteps]

You're the best, mom.

[ofafeather]

Just keep saying that. [She gives him a one-armed hug.]

[fathersfootsteps]

The best.

[ofafeather]

Now we just have to tell your dad that. Maybe then he won't ground me.

[fathersfootsteps]

Is he even allowed to ground you?

[ofafeather]

He can try.

[fathersfootsteps]

Heh. I'd like to see that.

[ofafeather]

You might, we we get home.

[Hm, she has an idea.]

Have you ever seen the two of us spar?

[fathersfootsteps]

I don't think so. [unless you count that one time he walked in on them 'sparring'...]

[ofafeather]

[....oh, poor Francis. They can get violent.]

Maybe you should.

[fathersfootsteps]

[he had nightmares for days]

Think so?

[ofafeather]

[Oh man. Poor Francis.]

Might give you an idea of where you need to be.

[fathersfootsteps]

I'd like that.

[ofafeather]

You'd have to promise not to freak out.

[fathersfootsteps]

Dude, mom. I'm not Ava.

[ofafeather]

Ava only freaks out when we're trying to kill other people, not each other.

[fathersfootsteps]

Ava defaults to freakout mode.