OPEN OPENESS FOR THE MASSES

[snickerdoodled]

OPEN POST!
For general shenanigans! Throw your people at my people, using existing verses, or hey, let's get crazy and come up with new ones. It'll be a party. 1, 2, 3, GO.

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[fathersfootsteps]

But you'll stay safe, right?

[ofafeather]

I always do.

[fathersfootsteps]

Pinky promise?

[ofafeather]

[What--

Okay, fine. She holds out her pinky.]

[fathersfootsteps]

[PINKY PROMISE ACTIVATE]

[ofafeather]

If I don't, you can ground me.

[fathersfootsteps]

I'm gonna hold you to that.

[ofafeather]

We can sign another contract.

[fathersfootsteps]

Perfect.

[ofafeather]

If we keep this up, I'm going to need to get you a file folder for all the the things you're making me sign.

[fathersfootsteps]

If I'm gonna be a good agent, I need to be thorough, right?

[ofafeather]

[Unfortunately.]

Yeah, pretty much.

[fathersfootsteps]

[he'll hate every minute of it when he can't use it to gloat]

[ofafeather]

[Yuuuup.

Also look, they're home.]

So, you want to tell Dad you shot me?

[fathersfootsteps]

I probably should, huh. Take responsibility and all.

[ofafeather]

Who knows? He might even be proud of you. I am.

[fathersfootsteps]

For shooting you?

[ofafeather]

You did what you had to do to finish the job.

[fathersfootsteps]

Yeah, but I still shot you. I don't think he'll like that part too much.

[ofafeather]

You barely shot me. See how I'm still up and moving and totally fine?

[fathersfootsteps]

Not the point, mom.

[ofafeather]

I think it is.

[fathersfootsteps]

I should have had better aim. Dad would have.

[ofafeather]

Sometimes you can't have better aim. You didn't kill me, or land me in the hospital, and that's what matters.

[fathersfootsteps]

Maybe. I want some time on the range, though. I need to get better.